This has not been a great week professionally. Looking back, I can't pinpoint one area where it all went wrong. That's how annoyed I am, and I still have one more day to go.
Since I can't even bring myself to complain about one thing over another, I'll settle for listing phrases that have actually left my mouth at some point in time, at work, this week:
"Was the cougar spotted close to where my car is parked or was it more near the trees where my car is parked?"
"So the VP based his hiring descision on the Secret? No...I'm not questioning I'm just...um....that's really interesting."
"Are you talking about the woman who thought I looked lonely or the woman who thought I was pregnant?"
"I'm totally aware that blueberries are good in muffins but I just really needed some fucking chocolate chips and I was totally deceived by the blueberries."
If I could just make it to Saturday without killing anybody, or being attacked by wild animals I should be fine, and there's not too many people who can say that about their office jobs.
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